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Steal the Bottle

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You must steal the bottle which includes a map to Death Star III. Most of guards are in drunks, so they won't do anything other than sing some horrible song...

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Sura Boyay
Posted: 2000-08-13 1:32 p.m.   Report Abuse
This is one of those level that you shouldn't take serious. I personal think is level is worse than Planet Sith. AT least in PS you had someone shooting at you.
Posted: 2000-08-13 2:40 p.m.   Report Abuse
A very odd level.

A few Imperials attacked you, but most of them stood around around singing some werid song and burping.

The plot is dumb, unoriginal and should'nt be taken seriosuly.

The architecture was mostly boxes, and not very nicely textured boxes at that.

I wouldn't recommend the download unless you're desperate to play a new SP level.
Posted: 2000-08-13 3:37 p.m.   Report Abuse
This level was one word:Amazing

The Architecture was very realistic. The AI was planted pretty well(I mean there should be alot of them by the bar because that is how they got drunk to begin with). The Music was extremely well done. Overall the level was very fun.

Score=99.9% out of 100%

Posted: 2000-08-13 3:56 p.m.   Report Abuse
You can't be serious RowdyHarmon! This level would get about 30%. You obviously haven't played many good levels.

This level is not very good. It kind of sucks.
Posted: 2000-08-13 6:29 p.m.   Report Abuse
Now that's just mean! Never say "sucks" It discourages authours. A little satire is good once in a while.

Imagine a "Diary of a Crazed Mimbanite" level, and you'll see what I mean. Just imagine!
Posted: 2000-08-13 7:36 p.m.   Report Abuse
I like a level that is not entirely serious. I, personally dont take any plot seriously, but at least this is supposed to be funny. Im downloading it.
Posted: 2000-08-14 4:02 a.m.   Report Abuse
HEY! planet sith wasnt that bad. im gonna download this level just because you related it to planet sith.
Posted: 2000-08-14 4:10 a.m.   Report Abuse
GREAT! i love it! im gonna have that tune stuck in my head ALL day!! i gotta show this to my buds...they are gonna laugh thier....well..they are gonna laugh. good level man! keep up the terrific work! (MAKE MORE LIKE THIS!

Posted: 2000-08-14 5:12 p.m.   Report Abuse
heh heh this level is pretty fun and disapointingly short. also, this level reminded me ALOT of a level from a game called Thief: The Dark Project.
Posted: 2000-08-15 12:54 p.m.   Report Abuse
Er.....How can u dare insult thief by comparing it to this level.....
I personally thought it was poor, and didnt find it very funny at all. Mind u dont insult it by comparing it to Planet Sith, one of the most unplayable levels made. Apart from that, i have to say i thought that the level design was alright, and an actual level could have been made out of this easily.
Dark Luke
Posted: 2000-08-15 7:08 p.m.   Report Abuse
This 30% rating level is indeed a funny one. I think the author did the officer singing part. Boxy architecture and level is too short.
Posted: 2000-08-17 5:43 a.m.   Report Abuse
Well, when i made that level,i wasn't serious... It was bored rainy day when i needed some fun =)...So i started Jed and made something that saves me and others good day even if weather is bad...
Posted: 2000-08-17 2:36 p.m.   Report Abuse
great way of entertainment. i need to get into level making.

Posted: 2000-08-28 9:57 p.m.   Report Abuse
My rating 10 percent because it has no action and plus planet sith is the bomb!!
Posted: 2000-08-31 3:16 a.m.   Report Abuse
This level is wierd. Steal a bottle with deathstar plans in? come on make a better storyline! Only enemies are imp officers and over half of them do nothing but sing at you and the only weapon (that i could find) was the Bryar!
Posted: 2000-09-04 6:03 a.m.   Report Abuse
I just love this level!Officers are great,AI is great,song is great,objectives are...
If you want great laughs and entertain your friends this level is most show them!!!
It's nokind of gameplay,but it's just so cool...Great job,Demon,continue this...
Posted: 2000-09-14 5:32 p.m.   Report Abuse
sorry man, this sounds like it sucks really bad. im just stayin' on this page to look at this extreemly fine modle on this banner (*ouch*) levels like this happen on accident.
Posted: 2000-09-15 8:07 a.m.   Report Abuse
'Bum buddy, bum buddy, bum buddy bah!'
Oh the horror of the singing officers! Download this level ONLY if you really want to hear the song, (Trust me, you don't) or if you want a laugh

for about 5 minutes.
Posted: 2000-09-19 3:44 p.m.   Report Abuse
This was by far one of the stupidest levels i have ever seen. It was also boring, unrealistic and not very well done. There is not a few, but ONE sober officer. I think people should stop coming out with stupid, ha-ha levels.
Brandon Mezei
Posted: 2000-09-29 6:35 p.m.   Report Abuse
I don't get it it is always the same enemys and their songs are all the same. Please tell me also how do you know which ones will shot at you I find that very anoying I don't know about you guy.
Posted: 2000-09-30 5:33 a.m.   Report Abuse
You know who are enemies,and who are too stupid to shoot you from that,if you don't damage yourself,they are friendly,i guess...
Posted: 2000-09-30 4:47 p.m.   Report Abuse
You people are giving him a lot of comments, that means u must like it!!! I encourage the author to make more levels. ALL levels should be treated as a work of art. The level sounds original.
Posted: 2000-09-30 7:17 p.m.   Report Abuse
If you play this level on hard there are only 10 guards. I cant even imagine it on easy. It was funny tho ( fer about 5 min) Then i just got annoyed and started blowing away harmless drunks!! Dont download this level unless youve done every other one in massassi first or you need to laugh, Badly.
Posted: 2000-10-01 9:34 p.m.   Report Abuse
not the best lvl i've played. As a matter of fact, nearly the worst. the drunken guards were not attacking, but their tune was funny(the first time i heard it.). it got old. i beat it in less than 5 minutes. i would expect more(though icouldn't do any)
Mr. Hat
Posted: 2000-10-21 9:04 p.m.   Report Abuse
This is a really funny level. It would've been better if it was longer. it's especially fun to go around punching all the drunk officers. i encourage all newbies to download this.
Posted: 2000-10-31 1:12 a.m.   Report Abuse
Hmm...idea's good but drunken soldiers!!Protecting the DEATH STAR!!! Geez. I mean you could make another level thats hilarious but the DEATH STAR???? I like funny stories. But when talk about the DEATH STAR we mean bussiness. No hard feelings. But as an episode based on humor i rate this 5. Keep it up
Phil C
Posted: 2000-11-03 11:26 a.m.   Report Abuse
He he he .... du dobe dupe tra la a la a la a he he he he he .... Oh sorry its just that tune is just sooooooo good. Fantastic!!
Bravisimo !!!! release it as a single and it will go platinum.... du dobe dupe tra la a la a la a la a.... he he he he. Well done
Posted: 2000-11-17 11:32 p.m.   Report Abuse
One word for this level:suicide. The whole level was chock full o' boxes (badly textured ones at that) and there was basically NO plot at all. Steal a bottle, and on the way to doing it, hear an annoying song. I don't see how ANYONE has the mind to compare this level to Planet Sith. Seeing how bad this level was, Planet Sith deserves a 10. At least you had enemies in Planet Sith. My ID says it all, "blast it fast", and you will want to do just that after playing this level, or maybe, "blast yourself". So long folks, Fast has spoken.
Posted: 2000-11-23 10:22 p.m.   Report Abuse
Regardless of the quality, I really wish people would stop pretending they're critics and spewing trash out their you-know-whats before they actually play the level.
Posted: 2000-12-03 8:58 a.m.   Report Abuse
I'm giving it a 2. What cog did you use to make the guards sing, and when you kill them, they stop singing? (lol) Poor architexture though. But hey, if you made it in like one day while you were drunk, what do you expect?
Posted: 2000-12-09 7:55 p.m.   Report Abuse
The level is not too bad guys. It just need to be fix in some things. Try it anyway because is short.
Posted: 2000-12-14 6:23 p.m.   Report Abuse
This was a great idea,but with poor execution.Where was the lighting for some of the areas?And the drunk Officers idea was cool,but I didn't know what was going on.Nice try,though.
Posted: 2000-12-30 8:37 a.m.   Report Abuse
this level was a waste of perfectly good hard drive space
Posted: 2001-04-03 6:01 p.m.   Report Abuse
Great level! Well, not really but if this was made in ten minutes its great! Pluse for all of you who dissed this level Id like you to know that it takes balls to be creative, and thats all this level was. How many levels have any of you guys seen where the guards sing some hillariuos drunk song? No this level didnt have a perfect story line(Or one at all for that matter), nor did it have any gameplay value(Sorry but I get bored if Im not getting shot at in a game) But it great for the laugh's, pluse if you like to test your mods without someone blazing at you, this is the level for you. The reason this one earned a 7/10 was because it had zero action in it. But if you need a good laugh download.

P.S. Keep up the good work Cave Demon!
Posted: 2001-04-05 7:06 p.m.   Report Abuse
Once my dog lie down on the mouse and keyboard and made a level twice as good as this!!!
Duo the wannabe Jedi
Posted: 2001-04-28 12:40 p.m.   Report Abuse
Heh... Drunk guards *downloads it, what the heck, has a Few Gigs to spare*
Duo the wannabe Jedi
Posted: 2001-04-28 12:52 p.m.   Report Abuse
AAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Panicks and beats on the Delete key* DIE DIE DIE!!!
Posted: 2001-05-19 12:46 a.m.   Report Abuse
I love you too
Force master2
Posted: 2001-06-13 11:35 a.m.   Report Abuse
ztok, what r u sayin'? I'm gonna love this level to bits!!
Posted: 2001-07-12 6:58 p.m.   Report Abuse
I gave it a ten, just on principle.
Posted: 2002-01-07 8:19 a.m.   Report Abuse
I give it a 10.

Now cavey, where's that money you promised be ;).


Its origanal and it has singing officers, what more could you ask for?
Posted: 2002-01-20 3:59 p.m.   Report Abuse
Amazing level, beautiful architecture, great AI placment and item placement. the lighting was very realistic and athetics were great. The plot was very realistic. This is a great level no matter what eveyone else says. just look at those screenshots. this level kicks @ss . now *DOWNLOAD IT*
Posted: 2002-01-30 7:02 p.m.   Report Abuse
Personally, they'd sound better singing Klingon drinking songs. And the story has no base to it. Drunk imperials?? What imperial would get drunk in the first place. Ya don't go around on ANY world in Star Wars and see drunk imperials! It just isn't what Imperials do...
Posted: 2002-11-23 1:42 a.m.   Report Abuse
Uh, sponge, you're either sarcastic or likcing my butt. if it's the last option, i'd like to say one thing. I released this over two years ago, there's no need to lick my butt.
Posted: 2003-02-03 2:40 p.m.   Report Abuse
I can't believe anyone who said the AI was great. THere was no AI in this game period. There was only one sober guard in the whole level. And they were protecting the plans? Please...

On a lighter note, the song was somewhat funny, and it is now stuck in my head.
Posted: 2003-09-02 4:46 p.m.   Report Abuse
I haven't played yet and may only play when my friend is over. But the level is not completely boxy. Acording to the screenshots one of the halls looks like a pentagon than a square. And that thing sticking out of the ground wasn't boxy.

Posted: 2003-10-08 3:05 p.m.   Report Abuse
Lol, very interesting level. It was a good concept, but bad execution, as others have said. But all the same, not too bad. The main problem was it was short, and not enough funniness in it. Just the singing guards, but there shoulda been more jokes! I'm downloading the sequel now, and hope it's funnier and stuff. ;)

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